Location Update

"Underground Facility 04, or "The Vault" as it's affectionately known by the staff, is a top-secret government facility situated on the idyllic Paradise Island. The Vault is home to a variety of sensitive materials and equipment, and as such, security is of the utmost importance. But even the most tightly guarded facilities have their weak points, as the staff of the Vault recently discovered.

It all started when one of the janitors reported seeing a cockroach in one of the offices. Of course, this set off a panic, as cockroaches are not supposed to be able to get into the Vault. The staff immediately began a search for the intruder, but it was nowhere to be found.

For weeks, the cockroach continued to evade capture, and the staff began to suspect that there was more than one of them. The situation came to a head when one of the cockroaches was spotted in the control room, just inches away from one of the buttons that could launch a nuclear missile.

Luckily, the cockroaches were eventually caught and removed from the facility. But the incident has left the staff of the Vault on edge, wondering just how secure their facility really is."