The update will be OUT of beta on the 25th!

(Instructions on how to access the Beta Branch are at the bottom of this post)

CHUNKS?!

Don't miss out on your chance to win a special Chunks plushie, designed by Makeship!


Follow that link to Twitter, where there are some basic instructions to enter the Giveaway. And keep an eye out in the near future for your opportunity to purchase one of these custom made plushies as well!

Happy one-year anniversary, everyone!

First off: since the update's final version will be out in under a week I'll be saving all the fancy stuff for a later announcement post, so I'll try to avoid doing a big ol' preamble here.

Second: I know this is long overdue (but I'll save the apologies for the previously-mentioned later post).

Third: this is the COMPLETE version of the update and is pretty much the same version that'll be officially released on the 25th give or take a few bug fixes that'll probably happen between now and then. So, finally, here it is!

NEW STUFF

• Brand-new cutscenes available for every single unlockable character! Check them out from the extras menu!
  
• 2 new bosses!
  
  
  • Nataleviathan, Earlyborn Destroyer (Floor 3)
    
  • Cybil, the Cult Chief (Floor 4)
    
• 11 new enemies!
  
  
  • Wormbo (Floor 1)
    
  • Meltface (Floor 1)
    
  • Cageling (Floor 2)
    
  • Ashley (Floor 2)
    
  • Masked Cultist (Floor 3)
    
  • Cultist Brute (Floor 3)
    
  • Longleg (Floor 3)
    
  • Healer (Floor 4)
    
  • Hazmat (Floor 4)
    
  • Mousetrap (Floor 4)
    
  • Portrait Demon (???)
    
• 33 new items!
  
  
  • Sorcery for Dummies
    
  • Tiny Wallet
    
  • The Globe
    
  • I.E.D
    
  • Eviction Notice
    
  • Au
    
  • Shiny Pocketwatch
    
  • Eggy
    
  • Handsaw
    
  • Silver Soul
    
  • Baby Chunks
    
  • Heatseeker
    
  • Dummy
    
  • Item Refresher
    
  • Weapon Refresher
    
  • Insurance Card
    
  • Yellow Fedora
    
  • V.I.P Pass
    
  • Lucky Dice
    
  • Private Eye
    
  • Purple Umbrella
    
  • Monster Snacks
    
  • Forever Flame
    
  • Ultra Hot Pepper
    
  • Tasty Treat
    
  • Combustophile
    
  • Toxic Barrel
    
  • Gas Mask
    
  • Hourglass
    
  • Stethoscope
    
  • Big Heart
    
  • Brass Knuckle
    
  • Pinata
    
• 25 new weapons!
  
  
  • Dragon's Mouth
    
  • Flame Minigun
    
  • Drill
    
  • Radioactive Hammer
    
  • Rotten Tomato
    
  • Record
    
  • Chest Scaffolding
    
  • Wind Staff
    
  • Egg Staff
    
  • Shell Cannon
    
  • Fireshell Cannon
    
  • Eliminator
    
  • Vacuum Cleaner
    
  • Mr. Friendly
    
  • Marching Drum
    
  • Electrical Nodes
    
  • Thumbtacks
    
  • Reflector Gun
    
  • The Glove
    
  • Gold Gauntlets
    
  • Iron Gauntlets
    
  • Fire Punch
    
  • Bullet Bomber
    
  • Sex Gun
    
  • Radiation Sex Gun
    
• Cybil, a brand new shopkeeper who can be found on alternate floors 1, 2, and 4!
  
• A new post-credits scene for the normal ending!
  
• Brand new character-dependent art for the game-over screen!
  

ACCESSING THE BETA

Accessing the public beta branch is simple as can be and only takes a few steps:

Find the game in your Steam library, right-click it, and select "Properties..."

From the menu on the left of the new window, select "BETAS."

Click the dropdown menu underneath where it says "Select the beta you would like to opt into", select "public_beta - Public beta."

Wait for the game to complete updating.

Launch the game!


The update will be officially released on OCTOBER 25TH! Expect a more prettier, fancier, more elaborate post with some details about the second update in this series then!!

Thanks for all of your support :)

- Jack