v1.2 - Make Your Mark

Oh hey, you're all still alive? It's been months! We'd thought you'd surely all be dead by now.

But it looks like MORE of you want to potentially die to the horrors of space than ever before...

Which is good news... for us!



However... you've all proven yourselves to be LESS TRUSTWORTHY than ever.

So, in collaboration with ZagTek™ we've created a new COMPANY™ TRIBUNAL



Here's some fine print about the new system from ZagTek™ themselves:

The Tribunal has arrived! This is our answer to an official Accusation System, although the term "Suspicion System" is perhaps more accurate! The intent behind this system (and the Body Reporting system we'll get to in a minute) is three-fold.

To provide structure to rounds that isn't based solely on map size and speed of objectives.

To provide players of ALL playstyles a way to directly engage with the social maneuvering and suspicion mechanics that were previously restricted from a large portion of the playerbase, which are Spacemen who mostly want to just do tasks, players who don't have microphones, and many more playstyles we've identified that don't need enumeration here, and...

To provide another tool of manipulation for The Monster.

Not to worry, The Tribunal™ is a safe place... for you to hurt people with words... not bullets.



It's not our fault you can't be trusted. So blame someone else!



Want to know more? READ THIS.

And now that THAT unsavory business is out of the way, let's get to the FUN STUFF.

TWO new monster skins have been spotted out there! The Xeno- err... NIGHTMARE

They mostly come out at night. Mostly.



And the Wol- I mean... Howler! Straight outta London. Or was it Paris?



He's part of the new Spooky Space Bundle (AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY)



We've also got a bad ass over here. Say hello to Doo- err The Company™ Marine.



We hear he came from mars. Just look at those ripped abs. He really like to tear it up out there.



He even comes complete with a Blue Fire visor. That's just silly.

ANYWAY: Want to see how COOL you look while actually playing the game?

Well now you can, because we've added 3rd person view! (Press U)






NEAT.

We've also brightened up all the maps, because they were too dark, and you couldn't see sh!t.



And speaking of maps, there's a NEW SURVIVAL MAP - THRESHOLD:




We've also added a shiny NEW LOBBY! Man, who buffed those floors... and those abs.



You can even stop and use a new VENDING MACHINE. Snazzy.



And speaking of things monsters definitely don't do - you can now also report bodies!



These reports cause the associated color to become marked as suspicious.

As they should be... because they killed someone.

You can now also spray the walls! Wait what...

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHO IS LETTING THEM DO THIS?!


Steve?! God dammit Steve.

And you can even have your own NAME PLATES. We should really charge more for these...



*The game size has also been cut from 11GB to 7GB*

Don't ask us how we did it. SPACE MAGIC.

And to compliment this we've got over 10 NEW ACHIEVEMENTS! (Wait, really?)

TLDR:

• New Tribunal™ system
  
• New monster skins!
  
• Moodguy
  
• 3rd person mode
  
• New survival map
  
• Smaller game
  
• Better visuals
  
• New UI/UX stuff
  
• Vending Machines
  
• Body reporting
  
• Sprays
  
• Name plates
  
• New cheevos
  
• Like 8 zillion bugfixes
  
• Still 100% FREE
  

That's all for now, Space Persons. We'll see you SOON™... if you live that long.

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