Space Tyrant
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Space Tyrant
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Game Description
Finally, a mega-empire builder where you can enjoy titanic space battles and galaxy-wide conquests but not run over your employer-mandated allotment of lunch-eating minutes.
In Space, Nobody Can Hear You Die Screaming.
(THOUGH YOU ARE STILL DYING, OK, IT'S JUST THAT YOUR SCREAMS DON'T TRANSMIT THROUGH THE VACUUM OF SPACE, WHEN YOU'RE IN SPACE. DYING.)
Features
- Tactical combat!
- Strategic scheming!
- Grimdark grimness!
- No cultural victories! No diplomacy! In Space Tyrant there can be only slaughter!
- Tons of excellent space cards to play!
- Space aliens!
- Space police!
- Simplified, easy-to-grasp 5X (eXplore, eXploit, eXpand, eXterminate and eXsanguinate!)
- Swift gameplay means quick deaths and lightning-fast victories!
- Hours upon hours of space strategy delivered steaming-hot into your gaping tentacular maw-orifice, the way you demanded it!
And what about those crazy space battles? Feast your brains...
The Hoplite Dynasty
You start off in command of the Hoplite Dynasty; a savage empire of ticked off "rabbots" who burrow into the enemy fleets with a fevered tenacity found only in the cold vacuum of space. They're an angry mob of cranksters; always more than ready to tear it up on behalf of your maniacal calculations. Just look at these things, almost eager to die miserably at your slightest whim:
The Bzzerk Union
Once you and the Hoplites have callously knocked a chip off the galaxy's shoulder, the Bzzerk empire will become yours for the Tyranting. They're a fierce army of mechanized Bees who live only to put the sting in your zing. The little ones die off easy, but they're cheap to replenish and 'death by a thousand cuts' is no joke. In fact, it's exactly the good times these swarmy little bast*rds crave as they smash against the windshield of endless war:
The Techno Slug Party
Once you've pushed the Bzzerks through to victory and cranked the galaxy down another notch, you'll have sufficiently brought the Techno Slug Party under your iron rule. These slimy little dance party invertebrates don't know the meaning of sleep, or healthy choices... or paying rent - but they'll put some serious hurt on anything that stands in their way. As malleable and spaced out as they may seem, their chemical fortitude is yours to wield with lucid vicariousness. I don't want to give away too much, but unlike their more sober predecessors, they will literally go the extra mile for a true Tyrant.
We'd show you the Techno Slugs too, but it would be in violation of our low attention span directive. Hey look, a squirrel!
About Blue Wizard Digital
Founded by Jason Kapalka, who formerly founded some outfit called PopCap, which made puny weakling non-space-conquering games like Bejeweled and Peggle and Plants vs Zombies, before it was acquired by the necrotic empire of Electronic Arts. Blue Wizard recently released the darkly comic sliding block puzzle/ 80's slasher movie tribute Slayaway Camp to Steam and iOS. The Space Tyrant team consists of a crew of gore-thirsting void pirates and psychic mutants barely contained inside a fetid barracks atop a Capitol Hill coffeeshop in Seattle. Sanctions are already in place.
Announcements
A Space Tyrant update! Skirmish mode and a gazillion other things! YES!
Space Tyrant Early Access v0.6540.23422 Allllllrighty then! We were about to push all this out for the Autumn sale, but found a few deal breaking bugs that evaporated our confidence. We've since squa
Space Tyrant 1.0 is LIVE!
Friends, xenomorphs, fellow brutal invaders… the day has finally come. After more than 300 years (or so it seems) of development, Space Tyrant is finally hitting its official 1.0 release on Steam.
Steam Publisher Sale!
It's the 1-year anniversary of the Steam launch of the bloodiest puzzle game of all time: Friday the 13th: Killer Puzzle and we're celebrating big time! For the next 48-ish hours, ALL Blue Wizard
February 27th! Space Tyrant conquers Early Access with a 1.0 release!
At long last! Space Tyrant emerges from the Access of Earliness to release a 1.0 version of the game. It will be full of bug-fixes, balance, polish, new stuffs and all things 1.0. And here's a new t
Fast-paced strategy game Space Tyrant rockets out of Early Access this month
Here are just a few of the things developer Blue Wizard Digital has called Space Tyrant: "a surprisingly deep beer and pretzels strategy game," a "roguelike-lite-ish 5X game," and
Space Tyrant got an update!
v1.541 will now be beamed down to your hard drive with the following: Features: New fleet commanders New Tyrant Titles Speed Mode added ( Right Ctrl+. ) New Astron Shield textures Explores award Ut
An update of giant Hamstery proportions!
Tyrant ladies and Tyrant germs! We present to you today a fatty update for the holidays. It comes peppered with much game balance and bug fixing, but does not shy away from new art and hamsters. Wait
Introducing KillStreak.tv!
Hey Blue Wizard fans! We are proud to announce that the online multiplayer bullet-battling gameshow, KillStreak.tv is making its official Steam debut! Hop on over to the Steam store and download Ki
Space Tyrant 25% off for the Steam Winter Sale!
Give the gift of Tyranny! Or even just take it all for yourself, like Tyrants do.
An update of giant Hamstery proportions!
Tyrant ladies and Tyrant germs! We present to you today a fatty update for the holidays. It comes peppered with much game balance and bug fixing, but does not shy away from new art and hamsters. Wait
The Nuke Demo Has Dropped!!
The Nuke Zone demo has officially been released, and we are over the cybergalactic moon!! Chat with the Devs on Steam Broadcast, and leave any feedback you have in the Nuke Zone community hub.Don't f
Space Tyrant got an update!
v1.541 will now be beamed down to your hard drive with the following: Features: New fleet commanders New Tyrant Titles Speed Mode added ( Right Ctrl+. ) New Astron Shield textures Explores award Ut
February 27th! Space Tyrant conquers Early Access with a 1.0 release!
At long last! Space Tyrant emerges from the Access of Earliness to release a 1.0 version of the game. It will be full of bug-fixes, balance, polish, new stuffs and all things 1.0. And here's a new t
Space Tyrant sound track now available!
Ladies and space germs! At long last, Skaven has chosen to bestow upon us his most tyrannical sound track! These ravaging melodies will take you back to that time you thrashed 3 space hamsters in a r
Demo Release For Steam Next Fest!!
We're so excited to announce that the Nuke Zone demo will be released on June 16th for the Steam Next Fest! Check it out and wishlist to keep watch! 👀⭐ Choose from an assortment of ridiculous laser-
Wishlist our new game - Nuke Zone!
Welcome to the Nuke ZoneLevel-up and customize your cybertronic hover-tank in this fast-paced, Synthwave-inspired tank shooter! Accept missions and battle your way through enemy fleets, traverse uniq
A 33% off sale that comes with ultra-wide support!
Fearsome Tyrants! Also, curious potential Tyrants feeling attracted to that flashy Tyrant lifestyle! This first day of May is bringing not only an unprecedented 33% off sale to Space Tyrant, but it
Conquer the galaxy over lunch in Space Tyrant, out now
As much as I love the 4X genre when it can get its hooks into me, getting into the swing of a grand campaign takes some doing for me. There’s always this looming sense of ennui that thereR
Space Tyrant 25% off for the Steam Winter Sale!
Give the gift of Tyranny! Or even just take it all for yourself, like Tyrants do.
Space Tyrant 1.0 is LIVE!
Friends, xenomorphs, fellow brutal invaders… the day has finally come. After more than 300 years (or so it seems) of development, Space Tyrant is finally hitting its official 1.0 release on Steam.
