Bitardia
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This story is based on Russian imageboard culture.You are a nerdy /b/tard, who always stays at home.
One day someone sends you a link to a weird website, upon going to which you are teleported into a mysterious island, populated by several hostile fractions. You need to choose between the two conflicting forces in order to get rich, to overcome your nature or just to survive. You can loot caravans.
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No. of Reviews: 20
Review 1
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4channer, 2cher, redditor, bitard or just a nornal internet denizen - you don't want to miss this game. No matter how cheap it looks - it is choke full stuffed with good memes, silly jokes, internet culture and a real true story of the russian version of the 4chan imageboard, called 2ch. Even if you have no idea whats going on at first - i promise you will be laughing like mad, 10 minutes after the start. This one is a hidden gem.
Review 2
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То, что я давно искал - настоящий исэкай.
Review 3
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БЛЯ Я КОНЧИЛ НА ЭТУ ИГРУ
Review 4
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Не зря купил 0/10
Review 5
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Holy shit this is great. it's basically 4chan in 3d Edit: apparently steam censored 4 c h a n?
Review 6
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This game... it's the gud stuff. I couldn't reccomend it enough. Pro's: Funny (for some) Enjoyable with a story that lasts from just under an hour to more then that (depends on how much you die and lose money, forcing you to do side quests) Somewhat large open world to explore and talk to some AI Con's: All in Russian, minus the captions. Slow updates (I believe it's made by one guy after all) Plenty of glitches (though they can sometimes be funny honestly) I reccomend you should play it, at the very least to spend the last five dollars of your Steam gift card. #StillDon'tKnowIfIGetTheLobstersOrNot
Review 7
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Review 8
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When I bought Bitardia, I wasn't expecting much from it. Stupid jokes, old memes that's what I expected, but what I got was a big disappointment. There's literally nothing good in this game. It has a full bouquet of technical problems, confusing story, bad humor, boring gameplay, awful voice acting and so on. And it's all made on Unity, game engine so simple, you could make your own game in a couple of hours without any coding experience. It look like devs didn't use assets from Unity Asset Store and decided to make everything on their own, it's commendable, but they could have at least tried to make it good. Pros: + There aren't any Cons: - Bad humor - Horrible voice acting - Random crashes - Bad optimization - Bugs Totally not recommended.
Review 9
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Russian 4chan sim.
Review 10
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Fun but these Russian memes are a mystery America
Review 11
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you better know russian
Review 12
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This game was possibly way less fun then i was expecting.... somehow...
Review 13
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not so bad but also not so good.
Review 14
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There's a lot of content in this game and the insight into the Russian imageboard culture is cool. Turns out it's a lot like the english one but with lobsters. There are a variety of minigames, spoofing other games (hotline miami, hearthstone..) However, there's no english voiceover - and there's also the fact that the game relies on FPS mechanics, but the hit detection is amazingly faulty, meaning any time you rely on combat it's a frustrating experience.
Review 15
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I love the idea behind the game: the internet as a 3D world. Going in, the worst thing I expected was to be a little lost when it came to the Russian memes spread throughout it. Nothing horrendous. But, the technological errors and iffy FPS gameplay made this an unenjoyable experience for me. The final straw for me was when I somehow failed an enemy wave mission despite killing all the enemies and had to restart it. Without any ammo since I used it up on my first try. And no money to buy ammo because I spent it on ammo before starting the mission. No silly internet memes or pop culture references are worth the frustration.
Review 16
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Funny russian imageboard local meme fest. Unique in concept but lack of content.
Review 17
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I don't understand 90% of the references. I even don't understand the game. The game is hard when you don't know what to do... and when you do something, there's always a trap or a bug. The missions are hard, not because they are hard, but because i have to be careful for not doing something who can bug the mission (even the save system is a mess). If something is happening, you don't know if it's an event or a bug. And curiously, i like this game. It's like going on another planet where you have to understand new laws of logic.
Review 18
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I like the absurdity and crudeness of the game, but the game is just such a mess. The game is difficult to get through because of how janky it is. I hope it gets much more polished in the future because it really needs it, especially the disaster that is the combat in this game. I will gladly change my review to a positive one if the game is cleaned up, because as weird as this may sound to some people, I actually like it and see the potential it has.
Review 19
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Honestly this game is probably one of my most favorite games I've ever played. I wasn't expecting this game at all from the videos and photos of it,, it is somehow immersive, funny, and very fun while also seemingly simple. The story was hard to follow at first, but even wandering around I was fully focused on the side missions and stories of npcs. I found this game through the card game (Bitardia Cards: Memes of 2ch) which I downloaded in 2016/2017, and to see where it originated from is such an interesting feeling.. Overall, this game is immersive, funny, entertaining, and although the graphics aren't good, they make the game better. It's bad in a way that makes it amazing. There's references to tons of culture (which was surprising to me for some reason) and easter eggs that make the game even more fun. I HIGHLY recommend this game,,,, it should be priced way higher for the amount of content in it, and the experience of playing it. It's worth it 100% SIDE QUEST SPOILERS The hatsune miku body pillow mission was short but so funny, it kept me incredibly entertained,, I can say the same for the hotline miami and slenderman reference missions,, I was genuinely scared during slenderman, and the hotline bitardia was HARD!!! I has to wait an entire day to complete it lol. The conversations of npcs talking to each other, such as the heroin story, are so entertaining!!!!!!! i was so interesting in their conversations. great game, please play this it deserves more credit than it gets.
Review 20
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Really nice game, if you are familiar with Russian internet culture and humor especially related to imageboards, and the stuff mentioned in Lurkmore encyclopedia. There isn't much action nor gameplay nor grafics tghe points is to walk arround, explore the game world and look for funny and weird stuff. Totally worth buying if you are familiar with that stuff, if you are not familiar with it the game may seem even more weird and unusual to you.
