No Pineapple Left Behind
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No Pineapple Left Behind
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Game Description
In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.Features:
- Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
- Nine schools, each with unique challenges
- Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
- Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
- Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
- Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
- Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
- Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether
Announcements
v1.1.0 Obstinate Orange
This update fixes a few minor issues. In particular, it was possible to screw up the first tutorial by not selecting Quantification at the correct time. While this is still possible, you'll pretty mu
Hotfix: Loquacious Lime B
We found a major bug! We just fixed it. In the previous update, we introduced a new rule in which children that are missing subjects in their schedule once classes start cost -$100 at the end of the
Hotfix v1.0.5
We fixed the UI! It looks much better on low-res computers now. We also finally (hopefully) got the game to run on a Mac, and do so without stretching.
Released!
No Pineapple Left Behind is now available on Steam. There's a 10% discount for the first week. It's been a long, long two years of development; lots of highs lows, hijinks, and shennanigans. Special
Beta Update: Loquacious Lime
IMPORTANT This update will erase your save file. However, we've added debugging tools. In the splash (intro) screen, press 1-9 on your keyboard to restart at that level. LESS IMPORTANT For full patc
Hotfix v1.0.2
Fixes various tutorial bugs that people have been reporting. The tutorials now force the game to pause until you follow the instruction (meaning that it is much less likely for you to accidentally sk
Beta Update: Magnanimous Mango
BUG FIXES Odd issues if two teachers zap at the same time Cannot toggle sandbox modes Fruitbol players are often KO'd when they shouldn't be Lots of UI glitches in Level 8 Fruitbol KO'd Fruitbo
Beta Update: Magnanimous Mango
BUG FIXES Odd issues if two teachers zap at the same time Cannot toggle sandbox modes Fruitbol players are often KO'd when they shouldn't be Lots of UI glitches in Level 8 Fruitbol KO'd Fruitbo
Hotfix v1.0.3
Fixes a ton of keyboard command issues. In particular, the game would not recognize the "secondary" commands listed in the options panel, and would never save any changes made by the user.
Hotfix v1.0.5
We fixed the UI! It looks much better on low-res computers now. We also finally (hopefully) got the game to run on a Mac, and do so without stretching.
Hotfix: Loquacious Lime B
We found a major bug! We just fixed it. In the previous update, we introduced a new rule in which children that are missing subjects in their schedule once classes start cost -$100 at the end of the
Hotfix v1.0.3
Fixes a ton of keyboard command issues. In particular, the game would not recognize the "secondary" commands listed in the options panel, and would never save any changes made by the user.
v1.1.0 Obstinate Orange
This update fixes a few minor issues. In particular, it was possible to screw up the first tutorial by not selecting Quantification at the correct time. While this is still possible, you'll pretty mu
v1.0.6
This update fixes a few minor bugs involving lasers and brain hacks, and clarifies in the UI that a Vice Principal cannot hack a child that doesn't have a class to go to.
v1.0.6
This update fixes a few minor bugs involving lasers and brain hacks, and clarifies in the UI that a Vice Principal cannot hack a child that doesn't have a class to go to.
Released!
No Pineapple Left Behind is now available on Steam. There's a 10% discount for the first week. It's been a long, long two years of development; lots of highs lows, hijinks, and shennanigans. Special
Hotfix v1.0.1
Fixed: Mac version doesn't always download Weird problems with Macbook Air displays
Hotfix v1.0.2
Fixes various tutorial bugs that people have been reporting. The tutorials now force the game to pause until you follow the instruction (meaning that it is much less likely for you to accidentally sk
Beta Update: Loquacious Lime
IMPORTANT This update will erase your save file. However, we've added debugging tools. In the splash (intro) screen, press 1-9 on your keyboard to restart at that level. LESS IMPORTANT For full patc
Hotfix v1.0.1
Fixed: Mac version doesn't always download Weird problems with Macbook Air displays
